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Military Oath Change farce fools Orly

In the article: Usurper Obama want’s military to pledge  allegance to him, not Constitution [now deleted] we see taken seriously a clearly-marked spoof article over at the Jumping in Pools blog.

A spokesman for General James Cartwright, the Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, states that the Obama Administration wants to have soldiers and officers pledge a loyalty oath directly to the office of the President, and no longer to the Constitution. Continue Reading →

The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 2

Chapter 2 “eddy”

(to Chapter 1)

eddy sipped his Mocha Frappuccino Light Blended Coffee as he put down his whole grain oat muffin and logged into the CNN homepage to see what Obama was up to today. “Hmmm, interview with Al Jazeera. That fool Obama will screw that up for sure,” he thought as he hit the Play icon. “Respect…respect…with respect…respect…more respect.” eddy stopped counting and started typing: Continue Reading →

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The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 1

Chapter 1 “kenny”

“kenny” (officially O-BOT 631) struggled to consciousness after a restless and very short night’s sleep. The first word that came into his slowly clearing brain was “Obama” and the second “coffee.”

“Why do I do this?” kenny thought to himself as he sipped his coffee and headed to the secret O-BOT discussion board hidden at www.obamaconspiracy.org to pick up the latest directives. Continue Reading →